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Yo. I was born on a nondescript day in Scotland in the early nineties, which already reads like "in the far distant past, when dragons roamed freely and tv was still objectively better than the internet." I blame the year 2000. Made everything after seem new and shiny. All those zeros! Zero is the coolest number, 'cause there's a Z in it and that's a classy letter that won't just hang out in any old word.
Anyway I'm a nerd. I am genderqueer and prefer they/their/them pronouns. I like weird things and creepy things and I have thirteen rows of razor sharp teeth for eating difficult foods and holding pens.